Installasie het begin!

Ek het gister met die installasie van die rak begin - soos nie beplan is nie, wou die kas nie deur die deur pas nie - ek moet dit dis nou in die opwaskamer aanmekaar sit. Bietjie moeiliker, maar die kas is in elk geval vrek swaar, so nou hoef ek nie die hele ding rond te dra nie. Sien fotos in die album .

Dit vorder darem (met die rakke)

Dit vorder darem met die kombuis rakke - ek behoort more die opwasbakrak klaar te kry - moet dan nog net die verf en olie ding doen. Sien nuwe fotos in die kombuisrak album.

Bella in London

Basiese wafel resep (Uit Pineware wafelmaker boekie)

Bestandele:
1) 2 eier gele (hou die witte eenkant)
2) 315 ml (1 en 1/4 koppie) melk
3) 83 ml (1/3 koppie) kookolie
4) 3 tafellepels suiker (1 lepel is so 15 ml dink ek)
5) 1/2 teelepel sout
6) 375 ml (1 en 1/2 koppie) koekmeel (gesif)
7) 2 teelepels bakpoeier
8) 2 eierwitte

Metode:
1) Meng eerste 5 bestandele goed.
2) Sit meel en bakpoeier by
3) Meng alles tot glad - moet nie te veel meng nie!
4) Vou geklopte eierwitte in

Kombuisrakke (Winter 2007 Bouprojek)

Dit gaan stadig, maar ek vorder darem! Sien foto's soos ek aangaan in die foto album.

Kombuis Projek

Die Le Roux's se kombuis projek het uiteindelik op dreef gekom! Die eerste raamwerk is amper klaar - die opwasbak. Dit lyk nog rof en na niks, maar is hopelik belowend!

Nog foto's op Skilpaaie en Kombuisrakke (Gepubliseer met vergunning van Franko).

Wilde Skilpaaie

'n Wilde skilpad het op ons erf sy opwagting gemaak - dood luiters rondgewaggel in ons voortuin. Het vir die outjie tamatie en water aangebied, wat hy aanvanklik nie wou eet of drink nie, maar het toe wel later. Franko en Anrich was baie opgewonde oor die nuwe toevoeging tot ons erf, maar ek vermoed hy het weer aangeskuif na groener weivelde. Franko het foto's geneem.

Het iemand al gehoor hoe skilpaaie paar - genugtig, hulle is meer raserig as 'n dronk seerower saam met 'n goedkoop, sleg prostituut!

Daar is nog foto's van ou Skillie op Skilpaaie en Kombuisrakke.

The Remote

The Cocktail Chronicles » Blog Archive » Running a Tab

The Cocktail Chronicles » Blog Archive » Running a Tab: "Filmograph Cocktail 2 ounces brandy 3/4 ounce fresh lemon juice 1/2 ounce Kola Tonic Shake with ice and strain into chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a lemon wedge."

Top this for a speeding ticket ...

Two British traffic patrol officers from North Berwick were involved in an unusual incident while checking for speeding motorists on the A1 Great North Road . One of the officers used a hand-held radar device to check the speed of a vehicle approaching over the crest of a hill, and was surprised when the speed was recorded at over 300 mph. Their radar suddenly stopped working and the officers were not able to reset it.

Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact latched on to a NATO Tornado fighter jet which was engaged in a low-flying exercise over the Border district, approaching from the North Sea.

Back at police headquarters the chief constable fired off a stiff complaint to the RAF Liaison office.

Back came the reply in true laconic RAF style:

"Thank you for your message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Tornado had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked onto, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it. Furthermore, an air-to-ground missile aboard the fully-armed aircraft had also automatically locked onto your equipment. Fortunately the pilot flying the Tornado recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile systems alert status, and was able to override the automated defence system before the missile was launched and your hostile radar installation was destroyed.

Good Day..."

Dilbert

A Party of Famous Physicists

One day, all of the world's famous physicists decided to get together
for a dinner function. Fortunately, the doorman was a grad student,
and able to observe some of the guests...

Everyone gravitated toward Newton, but he just kept moving around at a
constant velocity and showed no reaction.
Einstein was having a relatively good time.
Coulomb got a real charge out of the whole thing.
Cauchy, being the only mathematician there, still managed to integrate
well with everyone.
Thompson enjoyed the plum pudding.
Pauli came late, but was mostly excluded from things, so he split.
Pascal was under too much pressure to enjoy himself.
Ohm spent most of the time resisting Ampere's opinions on current events.
Hamilton went to the buffet tables exactly once.
Volt thought the social had a lot of potential.
Hilbert was pretty spaced out for most of it.
Heisenberg may or may not have been there.
The Curies' radiant personalities basked everyone in their glowing presence.
van der Waals forced himeself to mingle.
Wien radiated a colourful personality.
Millikan dropped his Italian oil dressing.
de Broglie mostly just stood in the corner and waved.
Hollerith liked the hole idea.
Stefan and Boltzman got into some hot debates.
Everyone was attracted to Tesla's magnetic personality.
Compton was a little scatter-brained at times.
Watt turned out to be a powerful speaker.
Hertz went back to the buffet table several times a minute.
Faraday had quite a capacity for food.
Oppenheimer got bombed.
Bohr ate too much and got atomic ache.

Pothole of the Month

Anrich se Coci skets

Sex-life Insurance - Excellent!

Sex-life Insurance:
Recent studies have shown increasing demand of people not only seeking life insurance, but more specifically Sex-Life Insurance.

The insurance companies have formulated the following options:

Option 1:

If you sleep with your wife

- Legal & General

Option 2:

If you sleep with your wife in your car

- Auto & General

Option 3:

If you sleep with someone else’s wife:

- Mutual & Federal

Option 4:

Sleeping with your mother-in-law

- Old Mutual

Option 5:

If you sleep with a Bushman-girl

- Sanlam

Option 6:

Sleeping with more than one person at the same time

- Prestasie or Multiplex

Option 7:

Taking advantage of the person you sleep with

- Liberty Life

Option 8:

Man sleeping with another man

- Hollard

Option 9:

Having sex on the spur of the moment

- Momentum

Option 10:

Sleeping with your ex-wife

- Outsurance

Option 11:

Sleeping with a prostitute

- Budget

Option 12:

Having sex with someone you don’t even know
- Discovery

Vasectomy

After having their 11th child, a Brakpan couple decided that was enough.

So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't
want to have any more children... The doctor told him that there was a
procedure called a vasectomy but that it was expensive. (For people
staying in Brakpan, paying more than R50 for anything other than booze,
car accessories or a sound system, is expensive). A less costly
alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks
are legal in Brakpan), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can
up to your ear and count to 10! The man said: " Aag, yinne, I maait not be
de cleverest oke in the wurlt, but I dussin see how putting a cherrie borm
in a beer can, next to my ear, is going to help me."


"Trust me, " said the doctor...


So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb, and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count: " Wun, twooo, freee,
forrr, faaaiife, " at which point he paused, placed the beer can between
his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand!!!

This procedure also works in: Springs, Bronkhorstspruit, Primrose, Kempton Park West, Orkney, Randfontein & Benoni

'n Mens sou dit in geen ander taal so kon geniet nie

Die boer lê en slaap in sy huis toe die selfoon skielik begin lui. Toe hy antwoord, is dit ou Petrus op die plaas. Petrus sê: "Baas, baas, jy moet gou kom, hier's groot moeilikheid oppie plaas."

Die boer vra toe "Petrus Wat is fout?"

Petrus: "Ek, ek kannie oor die phone verduidelik nie, jy, jy moet kom hier by die plaas."

Toe die boer daar kom sê Petrus:

"Een vannie skaape, hy het hom die 7 babies gekry, enne die skaap hy sallie hom nie kan voer almal van daai babies nie"

Die boer besef toe dat hulle die lammers maar self met bottels sal moet voer en ry toe na die noodapteek toe en vra vir die dame agter die toonbank, "verskoon tog dame, het jy lam tiete?"

Koel en kalm antwoord sy: "Nee, Meneer, dis net 'n kak bra."

Murphy en kie

Variations On Murphy's Law

1. The Law of Common Sense: Never accept a drink from a urologist.

2. The Law of Reality: Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

3. The Law of Self Sacrifice: When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.

4. The Law of Volunteering: If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.

5. The Law of Avoiding Oversell: When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.

6. The Law of Motivation: Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.

7. Wailer's Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

8. Law of Drunkenness: You can't fall off the floor.

9. Main's Law: For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

10. Weinberg's Second Law: If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would have destroyed civilization.

Nog fotos van Franko en Anrich

Daar is nog nuwe foto's van Franko en Anrich, ook met world cup rugby koors: Fotos

Nuwe video van Franko en Anrich in Shared Videos lys - Hulle ondersteun die Bokke vir RWC 2007!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwxhABI69NM

Ek sien mens moet se waar is die link as mens google blogspots effektiew will export na facebook. So hier is dit:

Op hermanleroux.blogspot.com

Ek het 'n nuwe video opgesit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYQY_H4TTY

en 'n paar fotos:

Al die Moz links

All my shared photos

Look at all my shared photo albums in the link list: Shared Photo Albums (Top-right in my blog)