Vasectomy

After having their 11th child, a Brakpan couple decided that was enough.

So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't
want to have any more children... The doctor told him that there was a
procedure called a vasectomy but that it was expensive. (For people
staying in Brakpan, paying more than R50 for anything other than booze,
car accessories or a sound system, is expensive). A less costly
alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks
are legal in Brakpan), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can
up to your ear and count to 10! The man said: " Aag, yinne, I maait not be
de cleverest oke in the wurlt, but I dussin see how putting a cherrie borm
in a beer can, next to my ear, is going to help me."


"Trust me, " said the doctor...


So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb, and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count: " Wun, twooo, freee,
forrr, faaaiife, " at which point he paused, placed the beer can between
his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand!!!

This procedure also works in: Springs, Bronkhorstspruit, Primrose, Kempton Park West, Orkney, Randfontein & Benoni